
I was flipping through the channels on the Nilesat satellite, and a trend caught my eye. The rediculous amounts of religiously-oriented channels and the names they have!!!
Al Rahma (Mercy), Huda ( Blessing ), Al Hidaya (another word for Blessing), ofcourse Iqraa’ (Recite), Al Majd ( Glory), Sada Al Islam (Islam’s Echo), Al Da’wa (Prayer), Al Roh (The Soul), Meccah...
And I skipped a few as well.
Come to think of it, I also disregarded all the song channels with religious chants on them, all the channels I flipped through that had someone praying or just prayer, and all the channels that had religious names but broadcasted different things, oh, and of course, the channels with names I had no idea how to translate!
So while the entire world is moving towards secularism, 90% of the channels I just installed to my channel list last week were religious. Some of them sound ok, I must admitt I haven’t watched all of them equally, some of them scare me of course, with the amount of shouting and angry preaching. Some play religious music half the time and I like some of that, some play religious soap opera’s and cartoons (some of which are retarded!!), but some are actually quite educational and are well produced (mostly the Syrian ones)
However, many of them, Christian and Muslim in nature, have a very offensive tone to them. If not addressing their audience like complete idiots, they are preoccupied with coming up with fatwa’s. If not that, then they’re picking at other religions, AND, if not that, then they’re hinting at conversion.
I must say that two of the most watched channels by myself have been Iqra’ and Aghapy ( A coptic christian channel which comes from the greek word Agapy, meaning Love).
Iqraa’, seems to be one of the more popular channels in the west, and although I personally dislike it, I must say it is more moderate than many. Yet not always. I have many times heard the strangest fatwa’s on it. The last I heard was a Sheikh reprimanding an Old house wive for watching Arabic soap opera’s and issuing a Fatwa that it’s blasphemous...but that’s an exception, not a rule of course.
Aghapy, which is very popular among Egyptian Christians, is a personal favorite of mine. The amount of rediculous preaching and the focus on Muslim Converts is borderline funny. Two of the most beloved presenters were Muslims (and are remaining with their Muslim names) and never fail to recite their “Miracles” and how they found the right path. EVERY SINGLE SHOW!!!
Unfortunately, Aghapy is over occupied with reciting reasons why Christianity is the right religion, rather than explaining the religion to people, independently, without relying on comparative studies between Christianity and Islam, a mistake most religious clerics fall into on these kind of channels.
Now off the top of my head, I think most of the Nilesat today consists of News Channels, Religious Channels, and extremely bad Music Channels. I have also noticed a trend of those channels’ with the sole purpose of Chatting, one of which is actually called Chatco, and has nothing else but a blank screen with chat messages scrolling like movie credits.
Of course entertainment channels are now probably better than any time before, and the amount of free movie channels offer quite an array of choices. However I must say that other than 6 or so decent movie channels and the 4 or so decent news channels, and the excellent two or three documentary channels, the 350something channels on the Nilesat are completely useless.
That’s all I wanted to say really!
I myself am not a TV fan, I tend to enjoy the radio much more than TV... I don’t know about EVERYONE in Jordan, but I can tell you that the channels you’ve just mentioned are not that popular around here, at least not for the people I know..
So, when I am extremely bored (which doesn’t happen much)I do come across those names on my TV but I am never bored enough to stop and watch any!!! LOL... and after what you’ve mentioned about them, I’m glad I’m never THAT bored :D
Oh, and hair dressers in Jordan, they always have music channels on :D
I actually really enjoy the Radio in Jordan myself...
And to depict a more accurate picture, hair dressers do play music TV here but what i just meant is that its not uncommon for them to switch to religious channels especially when they first open up. Lol.
So this is where we learn where our fave-rave girls spend all their time.
AT THE HAIRDRESSERS’!!!
(Sorry, couldn’t stop pulling your hair, just a little....)
Luv ya!
and Michale!! LOL...
But that’s WHY we tease you!!!! lol!
(Girls just do not understand, sigh.....)
I don’t watch alot of tv, but I would gladly send you ALL of my Mexican soap operas (the daytime and the nighttime ones)!!!!!!
The seem to be on EVERY channel..I don’t think religion even has a chance at getting any air time, much less prime time here in Mexico.
How could I have forgotten! LOL
you’ll find one between every four religious ones, lol.
we put our relgious channel (one) first..That way you can just pray for forgiveness for everything you’re about to do than just scroll forward or backwards and sin for the rest of the day since you’ve already been ”prepardoned”...:)
I know what they’re trying to do...
wait for it...
They’re trying to make money!!!!
hahahahah
I”m very smart right? Proud of me???
Call-girl channels....ha..ha..ha
Anyway, like to inform you that religion in our age is now the most profitable business.Today’s religious preachers are no better than bunch of jokers...And like a politician/actor never miss an opportunity t make an appearance on Television channels.
Anyway, these religious preachers are really smart actors and good orators as well.It’s not always easy to talk about ”detachment” when you are surrounded by beautiful lady disciples....ha..ha
Call girl channels..call-girl religious preachers..call girl sites...I wonder how many things in the world are going to strike a bonhomie with call girls?
What’s going to be the saturation point?
It appears to me that whole world is getting globalized the call girl way..ha...ha..ha.The females are ruling the world in both right and wrong way..ha..ha ..ha
So really, you can’t blame the call-girls for being call-girls because they only represent a supply, versus a demand. Demanded by men...
See, it all goes back to men!
Trust me, we’re yet to rule the world, and when we do, there will be no doubt about it:P
Any further comment by me could change the course of whole debate, which I really don’t want. The above comment was bit humour(albeit dark humour) oriented. It was not at all intended at unfolding dynamics between man and woman-the demand and supply.
Anyway, like to inform you that world has changed a lot and I am sure you are too aware of the fact. Now women are using men-the gigolos. And women are having all sorts of wrong relationships with not only men but with women too. So this “demand and supply” theory needs to be intercepted in light of new developments.
Glad to inform you that I am too waiting eagerly for the day when women will rule over our planet in a real way…ha..ha
Another method? WATCH it!!
Let me explain. I very rarely watch tv, but, one bored afternoon in August, I decided to see what was on, so I switched it on.
There was a long trailer for the evening’s film, then ads for five mins, then a trailer for a documentary, then ads, then the channel’s autumn programme run-down, then ads, then.....
.....then I switched off.
Haven’t put it back on since, except for the news or a football game :)
Yo!!
Besides, don’t you think it would be cool if we create analytical studies of different Cable Channels and Channel Names and programs etc. Esp. in the Middle East where it’s obviously so confusing?
In other words, you haven’t yet finished suffering.
Tv addiction is like extended long-term partying.
First it’s fun, then you get tired, then you get fed up with it, then you get real fed up at never having any time for yourself, then the hangovers kick in, then you go crazy then you just HAVE to stop!!!!
There is hope yet gal........
Trust me, just watch Egyptian television for a couple of days and You’re DONE!
I think i just do it to myself for some sadistic reason! Sniff, you know, torturing myself with what the Media (that supposedly is my industry) in my country has to offer.
Local Opinions (28)
Thank you.
If it’s of any comfort to you, satellite TV is the same here. Almost no religious channels, very happily, but all this useless junk that I can’t imagine ANY sane person watching!!!!! In fact, even HAVING satellite TV here classes you as an ignorant moron in many circles.
The idea of predication and fatwas and join-up calls etcetera is frightening over there though......
Do these channels have high audiences in Egypt do you think? Do you think audience rating is higher in any particular Mid-East country/ies.
Seeya!
I agree, All i think about when I watch this stuff is, DO People actually watch this shit?!
But then that’s the same with really bad radio and really bad movies and you see a huge turn out and a huge fan base and people message’s are filled with love and admiration, so I shut up and wonder who’s got it wrong?
I do think they have a rather high rating in Egypt, personally, I have yet to meet a Christian Family here that doesn’t watch Aghapy or at least one of its members does.
I worked for a translating firm for a while and I worked on translating shows on Iqraa’, and you’d be surprised by the amount of emails and phone calls and messages sent to them. Many are from Egypt, but mostly, many are Egyptians, from different parts of the world. But I can’t generalize, It wouldn’t be fair.
However, In most cabs I ride the radio would be switched to the Qur’an Station, and in many places like at the Hair Dresser’s or a private Clinic you’d find the television tuned to a prayer or a cleric speaking or so on.
It has been an increasing trend lately in Egypt, as far as I can see, or maybe I’m just more aware of it so I think it’s becoming more frequent.
Worrying.
There is a small grocery shop just outside the door of my apartment block. I go there often (because I support small shops and not supermarkets but that’s another story lol) and the owner is a really cool Algerian guy.
He says they have three short prayer breaks a day on their national TV. So I avoid shopping at those times out of respect for his wish to watch, and also out of respect for the fact that these breaks are in no way radical.
Cool guy, as I said.......
I myself am not a TV fan, I tend to enjoy the radio much more than TV... I don’t know about EVERYONE in Jordan, but I can tell you that the channels you’ve just mentioned are not that popular around here, at least not for the people I know..
So, when I am extremely bored (which doesn’t happen much)I do come across those names on my TV but I am never bored enough to stop and watch any!!! LOL... and after what you’ve mentioned about them, I’m glad I’m never THAT bored :D
Oh, and hair dressers in Jordan, they always have music channels on :D
I actually really enjoy the Radio in Jordan myself...
And to depict a more accurate picture, hair dressers do play music TV here but what i just meant is that its not uncommon for them to switch to religious channels especially when they first open up. Lol.
So this is where we learn where our fave-rave girls spend all their time.
AT THE HAIRDRESSERS’!!!
(Sorry, couldn’t stop pulling your hair, just a little....)
Luv ya!
and Michale!! LOL...
But that’s WHY we tease you!!!! lol!
(Girls just do not understand, sigh.....)
I don’t watch alot of tv, but I would gladly send you ALL of my Mexican soap operas (the daytime and the nighttime ones)!!!!!!
The seem to be on EVERY channel..I don’t think religion even has a chance at getting any air time, much less prime time here in Mexico.
How could I have forgotten! LOL
you’ll find one between every four religious ones, lol.
we put our relgious channel (one) first..That way you can just pray for forgiveness for everything you’re about to do than just scroll forward or backwards and sin for the rest of the day since you’ve already been ”prepardoned”...:)
I know what they’re trying to do...
wait for it...
They’re trying to make money!!!!
hahahahah
I”m very smart right? Proud of me???
Call-girl channels....ha..ha..ha
Anyway, like to inform you that religion in our age is now the most profitable business.Today’s religious preachers are no better than bunch of jokers...And like a politician/actor never miss an opportunity t make an appearance on Television channels.
Anyway, these religious preachers are really smart actors and good orators as well.It’s not always easy to talk about ”detachment” when you are surrounded by beautiful lady disciples....ha..ha
Call girl channels..call-girl religious preachers..call girl sites...I wonder how many things in the world are going to strike a bonhomie with call girls?
What’s going to be the saturation point?
It appears to me that whole world is getting globalized the call girl way..ha...ha..ha.The females are ruling the world in both right and wrong way..ha..ha ..ha
So really, you can’t blame the call-girls for being call-girls because they only represent a supply, versus a demand. Demanded by men...
See, it all goes back to men!
Trust me, we’re yet to rule the world, and when we do, there will be no doubt about it:P
Any further comment by me could change the course of whole debate, which I really don’t want. The above comment was bit humour(albeit dark humour) oriented. It was not at all intended at unfolding dynamics between man and woman-the demand and supply.
Anyway, like to inform you that world has changed a lot and I am sure you are too aware of the fact. Now women are using men-the gigolos. And women are having all sorts of wrong relationships with not only men but with women too. So this “demand and supply” theory needs to be intercepted in light of new developments.
Glad to inform you that I am too waiting eagerly for the day when women will rule over our planet in a real way…ha..ha
Another method? WATCH it!!
Let me explain. I very rarely watch tv, but, one bored afternoon in August, I decided to see what was on, so I switched it on.
There was a long trailer for the evening’s film, then ads for five mins, then a trailer for a documentary, then ads, then the channel’s autumn programme run-down, then ads, then.....
.....then I switched off.
Haven’t put it back on since, except for the news or a football game :)
Yo!!
Besides, don’t you think it would be cool if we create analytical studies of different Cable Channels and Channel Names and programs etc. Esp. in the Middle East where it’s obviously so confusing?
In other words, you haven’t yet finished suffering.
Tv addiction is like extended long-term partying.
First it’s fun, then you get tired, then you get fed up with it, then you get real fed up at never having any time for yourself, then the hangovers kick in, then you go crazy then you just HAVE to stop!!!!
There is hope yet gal........
Trust me, just watch Egyptian television for a couple of days and You’re DONE!
I think i just do it to myself for some sadistic reason! Sniff, you know, torturing myself with what the Media (that supposedly is my industry) in my country has to offer.
Global Opinions (28)
Thank you.
If it’s of any comfort to you, satellite TV is the same here. Almost no religious channels, very happily, but all this useless junk that I can’t imagine ANY sane person watching!!!!! In fact, even HAVING satellite TV here classes you as an ignorant moron in many circles.
The idea of predication and fatwas and join-up calls etcetera is frightening over there though......
Do these channels have high audiences in Egypt do you think? Do you think audience rating is higher in any particular Mid-East country/ies.
Seeya!
I agree, All i think about when I watch this stuff is, DO People actually watch this shit?!
But then that’s the same with really bad radio and really bad movies and you see a huge turn out and a huge fan base and people message’s are filled with love and admiration, so I shut up and wonder who’s got it wrong?
I do think they have a rather high rating in Egypt, personally, I have yet to meet a Christian Family here that doesn’t watch Aghapy or at least one of its members does.
I worked for a translating firm for a while and I worked on translating shows on Iqraa’, and you’d be surprised by the amount of emails and phone calls and messages sent to them. Many are from Egypt, but mostly, many are Egyptians, from different parts of the world. But I can’t generalize, It wouldn’t be fair.
However, In most cabs I ride the radio would be switched to the Qur’an Station, and in many places like at the Hair Dresser’s or a private Clinic you’d find the television tuned to a prayer or a cleric speaking or so on.
It has been an increasing trend lately in Egypt, as far as I can see, or maybe I’m just more aware of it so I think it’s becoming more frequent.
Worrying.
There is a small grocery shop just outside the door of my apartment block. I go there often (because I support small shops and not supermarkets but that’s another story lol) and the owner is a really cool Algerian guy.
He says they have three short prayer breaks a day on their national TV. So I avoid shopping at those times out of respect for his wish to watch, and also out of respect for the fact that these breaks are in no way radical.
Cool guy, as I said.......
I myself am not a TV fan, I tend to enjoy the radio much more than TV... I don’t know about EVERYONE in Jordan, but I can tell you that the channels you’ve just mentioned are not that popular around here, at least not for the people I know..
So, when I am extremely bored (which doesn’t happen much)I do come across those names on my TV but I am never bored enough to stop and watch any!!! LOL... and after what you’ve mentioned about them, I’m glad I’m never THAT bored :D
Oh, and hair dressers in Jordan, they always have music channels on :D
I actually really enjoy the Radio in Jordan myself...
And to depict a more accurate picture, hair dressers do play music TV here but what i just meant is that its not uncommon for them to switch to religious channels especially when they first open up. Lol.
So this is where we learn where our fave-rave girls spend all their time.
AT THE HAIRDRESSERS’!!!
(Sorry, couldn’t stop pulling your hair, just a little....)
Luv ya!
and Michale!! LOL...
But that’s WHY we tease you!!!! lol!
(Girls just do not understand, sigh.....)
I don’t watch alot of tv, but I would gladly send you ALL of my Mexican soap operas (the daytime and the nighttime ones)!!!!!!
The seem to be on EVERY channel..I don’t think religion even has a chance at getting any air time, much less prime time here in Mexico.
How could I have forgotten! LOL
you’ll find one between every four religious ones, lol.
we put our relgious channel (one) first..That way you can just pray for forgiveness for everything you’re about to do than just scroll forward or backwards and sin for the rest of the day since you’ve already been ”prepardoned”...:)
I know what they’re trying to do...
wait for it...
They’re trying to make money!!!!
hahahahah
I”m very smart right? Proud of me???
Call-girl channels....ha..ha..ha
Anyway, like to inform you that religion in our age is now the most profitable business.Today’s religious preachers are no better than bunch of jokers...And like a politician/actor never miss an opportunity t make an appearance on Television channels.
Anyway, these religious preachers are really smart actors and good orators as well.It’s not always easy to talk about ”detachment” when you are surrounded by beautiful lady disciples....ha..ha
Call girl channels..call-girl religious preachers..call girl sites...I wonder how many things in the world are going to strike a bonhomie with call girls?
What’s going to be the saturation point?
It appears to me that whole world is getting globalized the call girl way..ha...ha..ha.The females are ruling the world in both right and wrong way..ha..ha ..ha
So really, you can’t blame the call-girls for being call-girls because they only represent a supply, versus a demand. Demanded by men...
See, it all goes back to men!
Trust me, we’re yet to rule the world, and when we do, there will be no doubt about it:P
Any further comment by me could change the course of whole debate, which I really don’t want. The above comment was bit humour(albeit dark humour) oriented. It was not at all intended at unfolding dynamics between man and woman-the demand and supply.
Anyway, like to inform you that world has changed a lot and I am sure you are too aware of the fact. Now women are using men-the gigolos. And women are having all sorts of wrong relationships with not only men but with women too. So this “demand and supply” theory needs to be intercepted in light of new developments.
Glad to inform you that I am too waiting eagerly for the day when women will rule over our planet in a real way…ha..ha
Another method? WATCH it!!
Let me explain. I very rarely watch tv, but, one bored afternoon in August, I decided to see what was on, so I switched it on.
There was a long trailer for the evening’s film, then ads for five mins, then a trailer for a documentary, then ads, then the channel’s autumn programme run-down, then ads, then.....
.....then I switched off.
Haven’t put it back on since, except for the news or a football game :)
Yo!!
Besides, don’t you think it would be cool if we create analytical studies of different Cable Channels and Channel Names and programs etc. Esp. in the Middle East where it’s obviously so confusing?
In other words, you haven’t yet finished suffering.
Tv addiction is like extended long-term partying.
First it’s fun, then you get tired, then you get fed up with it, then you get real fed up at never having any time for yourself, then the hangovers kick in, then you go crazy then you just HAVE to stop!!!!
There is hope yet gal........
Trust me, just watch Egyptian television for a couple of days and You’re DONE!
I think i just do it to myself for some sadistic reason! Sniff, you know, torturing myself with what the Media (that supposedly is my industry) in my country has to offer.
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Thank you.
If it’s of any comfort to you, satellite TV is the same here. Almost no religious channels, very happily, but all this useless junk that I can’t imagine ANY sane person watching!!!!! In fact, even HAVING satellite TV here classes you as an ignorant moron in many circles.
The idea of predication and fatwas and join-up calls etcetera is frightening over there though......
Do these channels have high audiences in Egypt do you think? Do you think audience rating is higher in any particular Mid-East country/ies.
Seeya!
I agree, All i think about when I watch this stuff is, DO People actually watch this shit?!
But then that’s the same with really bad radio and really bad movies and you see a huge turn out and a huge fan base and people message’s are filled with love and admiration, so I shut up and wonder who’s got it wrong?
I do think they have a rather high rating in Egypt, personally, I have yet to meet a Christian Family here that doesn’t watch Aghapy or at least one of its members does.
I worked for a translating firm for a while and I worked on translating shows on Iqraa’, and you’d be surprised by the amount of emails and phone calls and messages sent to them. Many are from Egypt, but mostly, many are Egyptians, from different parts of the world. But I can’t generalize, It wouldn’t be fair.
However, In most cabs I ride the radio would be switched to the Qur’an Station, and in many places like at the Hair Dresser’s or a private Clinic you’d find the television tuned to a prayer or a cleric speaking or so on.
It has been an increasing trend lately in Egypt, as far as I can see, or maybe I’m just more aware of it so I think it’s becoming more frequent.
Worrying.
There is a small grocery shop just outside the door of my apartment block. I go there often (because I support small shops and not supermarkets but that’s another story lol) and the owner is a really cool Algerian guy.
He says they have three short prayer breaks a day on their national TV. So I avoid shopping at those times out of respect for his wish to watch, and also out of respect for the fact that these breaks are in no way radical.
Cool guy, as I said.......